Offtopic Forum

"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what? Who's in a hurry?


Money is not everything
There's MasterCard & Visa.


Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children


A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject



"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!)



"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours!


Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.



The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know
So. Why learn.



Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep



Regards,

GoodPoster

pretty clever c[= haha

Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children

that was a good one lol

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How about this for thought. Have you ever heard a parent say "mind your "P's" and "Q's." I wonder what does the Q stand for. Obviously "P" stands for please, but "Q". I'm stumped. Questions, Quilt, Quotations...Any guesses?

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